You know you’re a health nut when
… you don’t get sick, you get detox symptoms.
… the bacteria in your fridge is for probiotics.
… you go out to dinner at Whole Foods.
…. you’ve eaten a salad for breakfast.
… enemas & colonics become acceptable mealtime conversation.
… you can’t easily find healthy food in your local health food store.
… you’ve carried produce in your purse.
… you don’t just order the healthiest item on the menu, you adjust it too.
… you don’t do diets, you do cleanses.
… even your poop goes green and you think it’s beautiful.
…. your DVR is filled with Dr. Oz.
I'm sure everyone one of those statements are true and we need to learn how laughter is the best medicine!
They are all true…and I do need to laugh more…
haha, even your poop goes green and its beautiful! yeah -Johnny
glad I'm not the only one : )