You know you’re a health nut when

… you don’t get sick, you get detox symptoms.

… the bacteria in your fridge is for probiotics.

… you go out to dinner at Whole Foods.

…. you’ve eaten a salad for breakfast.

… enemas & colonics become acceptable mealtime conversation. 

… you can’t easily find healthy food in your local health food store.

… you’ve carried produce in your purse.

… you don’t just order the healthiest item on the menu, you adjust it too.

… you don’t do diets, you do cleanses.

… even your poop goes green and you think it’s beautiful.

…. your DVR is filled with Dr. Oz.